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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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