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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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