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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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How is a newspaper similar to a flooding river?

For a newspaper the news is current, with a flooding river the current is news.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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