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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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