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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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