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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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