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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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