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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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