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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What involves running, but can take place in just the kitchen?

Running out of food.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Why did Barry consider taking music lessons to get better at repenting?

Because he felt he was atone deaf.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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