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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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