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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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