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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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