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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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