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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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