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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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