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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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