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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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