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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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