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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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