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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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Why did the former English teacher, when he became Mayor, advocate a tax on all sinful behavior?

He was an expert about syntax.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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