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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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