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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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