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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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