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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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