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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

1960

What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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