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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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