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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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