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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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