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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What kind of tea helps you see things more clearly?

Clari-tea.

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