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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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