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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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