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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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