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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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