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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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