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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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After flowers and berries fuse into a pineapple, why can't they do it a second time?

Because then they would refuse.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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