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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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