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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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