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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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