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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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