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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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