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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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