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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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