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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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