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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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