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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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