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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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