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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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