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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Why did the former English teacher, when he became Mayor, advocate a tax on all sinful behavior?

He was an expert about syntax.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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