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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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