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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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