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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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