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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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