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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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