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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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