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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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