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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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