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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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