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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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