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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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