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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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