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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What is a walking cane called that helps a person walk very quickly?

A hurry cane.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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