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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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