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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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