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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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