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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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