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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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