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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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