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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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