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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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