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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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