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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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