Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

159
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

2496
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

2915
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

3115
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

2596
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

577
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

155
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

946
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

471
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

2593
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

2774
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

1746