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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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It escapes me.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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