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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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