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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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