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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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