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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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