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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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