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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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