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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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