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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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