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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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