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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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