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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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