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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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