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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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