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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What did Beth say when she looked out the window on a winter morning?

I see icy.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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