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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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