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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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