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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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