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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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