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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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