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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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When is hair like a sink full of dirty dishes?

When it is disheveled.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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