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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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