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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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