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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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