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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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