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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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