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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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