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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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