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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that it needed to be charged.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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