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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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