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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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