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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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