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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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