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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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