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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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