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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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