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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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