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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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