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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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