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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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