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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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