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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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What types of phones do prisoners use in prison?

Cell phones.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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