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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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