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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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