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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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