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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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