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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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