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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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