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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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