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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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