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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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