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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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