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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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