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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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