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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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