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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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