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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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