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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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