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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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