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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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