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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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