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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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