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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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