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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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