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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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