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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What is a trip to the spice store to buy spices called?

Thyme travel.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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