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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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