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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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