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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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