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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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