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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

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They were into pyramid schemes.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

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Special delivery.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

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Our four fathers.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

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Grate.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

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They both smell.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

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Because it has so many degrees.

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What can you take when you are hot?

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You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Gaucho Marx

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

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He felt like he was going around in circles.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

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Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

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That would be a night mer.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

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A world wide web.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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