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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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