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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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