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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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