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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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