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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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