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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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