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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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