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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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