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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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