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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What is a walking cane called that helps a person walk very quickly?

A hurry cane.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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