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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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