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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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