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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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