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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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