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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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