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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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