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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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