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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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