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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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