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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What involves running, but can take place in just the kitchen?

Running out of food.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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