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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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