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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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