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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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