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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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