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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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