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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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