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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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