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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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