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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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