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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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