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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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