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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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