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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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