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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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